My Son’s Impersonation

In October Gpa and I went to California to see John and his family.  The following is how John described the visit to  his sister via IM.  I was able to secure a copy.

GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE
COFFEE
COFFEE
COFFEE
ARE YOU THIRSTY?

all while going up 18 decibels a word

hahahhaa

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZ

jesus

WHERES YOUR WALKER?

when she first did that

NO

the babies were like
all wide eyed

WHERES YOUR WALKER?

and looking at me and rocio and they were like
…..grandma’s yelling……
WALKER
WALKER
WALKER
DO YOU WANT TO SIT?
YOU WANT A SHAKE?
A SHAKE
YOU WANT A SHAKE
NO
NO NOT THAT A SHAKE
THIS ONE
THIS ONE

DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE POTTY?

THANK YOU

THE POTTY?

THE POTTY

THE POTTY!!???
DO. YOU. NEED. TO. GO. TO. THE. POTTY?

KILOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THANK YOU
NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

WAIT!!!!! PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
okay, very good
yay! you’re pooping in the potty!

DONT SPIT THAT OUT THAT’S YOUR MEDICINE
YOUR MEDICINE
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS
STOP IT
STOP SPITTING IT OUT

DO YOU HAVE TO SPIT IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE????

I JUST MOPPED THAT
DONT SPIT ON THE FLOOR
THE FLOOR
NO STOP IT

GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
STOP THAT
YOU’RE SPITTING ON THE FLOOE

YOU WANT TO TAKE A NAP
A NAP
YOU WANNA GO LAY DOWN?
WELL LETS GO
jesus christ miss phie
this child has an uncanny ability to hunt down sweets

So at Christmas. John said

GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
STOP THAT
YOU’RE SPITTING ON MY BED

GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
GRANDPA
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

 

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