Palm Sunday’s Sermon

Gpa and I drove to Carrollton to visit what I’m still considering our home church.  We’ve visited several churches but I haven’t been able to settle on one.

I went to a birthday party of one of the Sunday School class from Carrollton and was invited to come visit.  Oh I’m so glad we did.

When the pastor began to preach, Gpa said, “He’s wasting out time.”  He continued, “Let’s go.”

I didn’t want to leave so I started writing questions on the bulletin to see what Gpa would answer.  We filled the bulletin and since we sat on the first row, I’m sure the pastor noticed the flipping of the pages.  Following is what I learned from him:

  1. Who is George?  – An old man
  2. Who is Laura?   – Is that you?  (I nodded)
  3. What is Love?   – In you hand
  4. What happens when you die?  –  I go to Hell.  (Um WRONG question!)
  5. What is Hell?   – It is your lef leg.
  6. Why are we born?  – be my mistak
  7. What do you want to eat?  – a pigs tail
  8. Where is God?    – in yor sole
  9. How do I talk to Him?   – By uou eye
  10. Where is Heaven    – in our Bacyard
  11. Who is Jesus?      – In your heart
  12. What is Easter?   – A pari of your life, cats in the waer well
  13. What do you want to do?  – Eat Hors Fet.

I don’t feel my time was wasted at all.

 

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